Statue of Liberty LEVEL UP!!

As the statue of liberty continues her fight for everything American, she gains experience. Obviously. And as all RPG player know, experience eventually leads to leveling up. When the statue of liberty powers up though, she puts all others to shame 😀

Can I see it?

This is totally true and yes, annoying. However, I will honestly admit that I do it too  😀

Mainly for technology and anything shiny!

Amazing picture that would impress even MC Escher

MC Escher is a famous artist known in part for his unique distorted views of reflected surfaces (see example on the right). And he is one of my favorite artists. I found a photograph that is obviously inspired by Escher and his art (especially the one on the right :-P). The photographer used a glass ball to both flip and bring into focus the cityscape on the other side. Epic win indeed!

Background scavenger hunt

WOOT! Just finished updating the website background to include tons of memes, video game characters, cartoon characters and many more little easter eggs! Can you find Waldo? What about Darth Vader? You can find WALL-E  next to his girlfriend of course. Many of these are the result of the hard work of Purlin Beam, so I would like to thank him for his awesome pixelians. Whats your favorite? Hope you like the new background 😀

Overkill?

Go, no wait… stop, if you can. All at the same time!

I certainly hope that this is not too close to any roads.

It is a pretty neat artistic installation… or whatever it is. I would certainly chuckle if I saw it, and watch out for any cars that are out of control 😛

The internet please?

As a follow up to my recent post, I thought I would share my favorite story about dealing with the technology impaired. This occurred back when I was working at an ITS helpdesk.

Client: I can not access the internet.

Me: Ok, I can help with that. What have you tried so far?

Client: I clicked on internet explorer and all I see is this MSN crap!

Me: That is the internet.

Client: No this is not! I want the internet.

I was so stumped for a while, but then inspiration struck.

Me: Look at the top of your screen. Do you see where www.msn.com is? Great! Click there and delete that text. Now, type www.google.com and press enter.

Client: Great, thanks so much for your help!

[update] WOO! My story made it on clients from hell: here

Best of Clients from Hell

I’ve been enjoying the great stories over at Clients from Hell, and thought I would share some of my favorites here.

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Me: “Now just clear the cache memory in your browser in order to see latest changes we made to your website.”
Client: “What browser?”
Me: “Well, you probably use Mozilla Firefox or Internet Explorer to access the internet.”
Client: “No, no, you’re mistaken. We go directly to internet.”

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Website user who couldn’t find an article emailed our help desk. We sent him the link to the content he couldn’t find.
Client: “Please change the letters in your email to blue, so I can click the link.”

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Me: “Unfortunately some of the images you sent over cant be used as they are the wrong file type.”
Client: “Oh, okay. Which files?”
Me: “The animated GIFs.”
Client: “So why can’t they be used for the brochure?”

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Client: “Why is the text slanty?”
Me: “It is in italics.”
Client: “No, it is slanty.”
Me: “It’s called italics.”
Client: “I don’t care what you call it, make it stop.”

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“I want to build a website that appeals to the Amish people.”

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Client: ”So they say that art is a passion. Do you really think that it’s right to charge someone for something you’re passionate about?”

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“We’ve identified our target audiences. They’re 50% female and 42% male.”

Are you modest?

I love these catch 22 puzzles…

I actually did think I was modest, so evidently I am not. Oh well :p

The only problem I see with this is that people who think that they are not modest, might be correct! They would have to be very honest with themselves though.

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